Blajyn is from here. He was born sometime in may when the first clot of dirtbags was forming in America, he slowly formed from the serum, and began to cry. His endless tears brought much joy to the dirtbags, who began to kick him, amongst the pit. Slowly a group formed, holding him to the ground, branding him with tattoos. He rose up,beginning to spin like a helicopter single-handedly destroying the cool factor of pop punk.
WATCH OUT.
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